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The Creative Mess writings on Lifestyle & Relationships 

 

 

150.) Most number of girls are ‘Gold Diggers’, Most number of Guys are ‘Girl’ Diggers. And, only a few are ‘Goal Diggers’ !

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149.) Hearts are Neutral; Brains are Gender biased!

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148.) A Person who loves you knows more of your negatives, and the person who hates you knows more of your Positives!

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147.) When a dictionary cant be a DICKTIONARY, Success cant be a SUCKCESS, a Peacock can never be a PEECOCK!!

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146.) Most likely, weekdays healthy diet is dominated by weekend’s Junk Affair!

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145.) Being Creative is not hourly based task, but a Lifestyle!

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144.) Initially, every Strange word is someone else’s mistake!

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143.) People who ignore you in your success, will search for you in your failure; and that’s where you should be more Aggressive at!

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142.) There will be people who are not in your friend lists, but a lot has happened between you!

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141.) Having TEA is not my cup of Coffee!

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140.) Roaming naked when home-alone is one instance that you don’t believe in God! as he watches you all the time if at all he exists!

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139.) Speaking about your EX in the first meet itself, shows how desperate you are!

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138.) Spreading Legs is much easier than Spreading Love these days!

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137.) A Selfie is where people pretend to be Cute!

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136.) Set Goals or Set Girls!

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135.) Relationships will be secured enough only when people have QR Codes/Barcodes on their Partners!

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134.) The amount of tension Boy Friends take for their Girl Friend’s period; is more than that of a politician at counting centre!

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133.) According to Food, Human is a Kinda Ready-mix unit who make Shit out of Food!

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132.) If you need someone else’s approval to be You; You’re Lost!

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131.) People have hands-on access to Porn; yet they go crazy for liplocks in Movies!

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130.) If you’re not a Virgin by the time you make your first Resume! You’re a Legend!

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129.) Living in Huts and Tents is Camping for Rich; ..Life for Poor!

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128.) Creativity in my way is Create Witty!

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127.) The Elasticity of a Wife can make any Husband, a Rubberband!

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126.) If at all you Fail, at least you fail your way!

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125.) Unfortunately, many love stories back then are just FCUK stories now!

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124.) If you have more breakup stories; you’re not rejected; you’re widely accepted!

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123.) Dying young will make people stay young in other’s memories!

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122.) Many say they love black color. But they truly are ‘black’ lovers, only when they can allow a ‘partner’ in black;  

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121.) A Question to Question leads to a Discussion; which will never have a Conclusion!

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120.) Partying alone is like Masturbation!

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119.) Being someone’s first love might be Luck;

but, being someone’s last love is Life;

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118.) When in Pain, go where you can Gain;

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117.) Like salt for food; its the hair for Beauty!

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116.) A Hug is incomplete without a Kiss;

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115.) When we can’t afford a high end luxury car; how can a simple Iphone will make us RICH!?

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114.) Sometimes you fell in love because of excess sex with that person;

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113.) I am pretty sure that technology will lead us to swipe our cards in the buttocks one day!

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112.) One should enjoy that pain of tattoo pinning, the way we enjoyed that ‘killing’ pain of our virginity;

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111.) Memories you recall are once experiences; you might have hated it as an experience but you may love it as a Memory!

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110) Its OK to have feelings for beauty; but how can someone get feelings based on one’s Financial Backup!?

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109.) You’ll have a right to hate your EX, only if you loved him/her back then;

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108.) Every Tattoo has a story; but mine has a ‘PRESENTATION’

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107.) ‘Unfollowing’ your ‘unfollowers‘ is like a ‘Divorce’..!

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106.) If one third of your friend list is of your community; you’re an Assh*le!

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105.) wanna hate someone? First love him/her; then you can hate them 100 times more!

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104.) A typical dude’s life be like; Childhood with Horlicks, Adulthood with Her Licks!

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103.) Alcohol in hemoglobin leads to S.A.R.C.A.S.M

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102.) A Soulmate is the one who can recall your positive moments even in anger; So, develop that quality to be the one!

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101.) An outfit tailored in various ways to show some amounts of her skin is what guys feel hot for; not nudes!

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100.) A pole and hole searching for a hole and a pole, is the only goal, until they’re old, In this whole lusty world; you’ll accept this, only if you’re Bold!

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99.) Every SHE likes Attention; Every HE likes Retention;

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98.) Adjustment is the only way you can find or get a Soul mate;

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97.) While going out I feel like a Millionaire, when my phone’s Battery is Full.

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96.) I May not be PURE; but my thoughts are;

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95.) If, Fuck Off is cool; how come DENGEY be uncouth!?

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94.) Most of us are waiting for someone else’s BREAK-UP!

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93.) Opposite poles attract each other in magnetism; Thank ‘God’

He applied same rule for humans!

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92.) Some people are so stubborn in not losing virginity Until marriage; and regret later for wasting a decade over such an easy act!

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91.) To own a girl, even a notorious villain tries to marry her forcibly In our movies; that’s the importance Indians have towards Marriage!

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90.) Be it Arranged Marriage or Love Marriage; in the end all you do is fulfill your wants!

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89.) It’s so artificial in marrying someone by mere looks; and the biggest joke is quoting yourselves ‘SOULMATES’

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88.) Owning you forever is a blessing!

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87.) Sometimes we should also believe in hate at first sight!

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86.) You cannot give your 100%, if you compromise on your style for the sake of a Job;

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85.) Some people are born to their caste, so possibly have many dads; some were just born to a Father;

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84.) Every person wants hotness to date; but homely to marry!

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83.) More than devotion, people are afraid of God; that’s why ancestors linked every scientific benefit to a religious ritual!

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82.) When in relationship we care about positives; but after breakup we only care about negatives;

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81.) An Engagement is called an ‘Engagement’, because an ‘young age’ is meant for Engagement;

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80.) If people always compliment you for your attire; you’re LOST!

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79.) A Happy person never understands what life is; but can interpret when faced more sorrows;

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78.) The best thoughts occur in shower;

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77.) If accepting a Facebook proposal is childish; deciding on life partner based on their picture is foolish!

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76.) Every beard is not because of a Breakup; it is also Age factor;

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75.) The worst adoption of an NRI is; if he/she choose Tissue over Water!

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74.) The best couples argue all day; and make love all night!

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73.) Every man trusts a barber with knife more than his own Wife! 

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72.) Knowing that a Tattoo will last forever; and deciding on it shows the commitment of the person towards anything in his/her life. 

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71.) Star kids use money and fame to gain Talent; Strugglers use Talent to earn money and fame!

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70.) Our lifestyles are stylish when compared to ancestors; but we still assume our gods in the same old fashioned attires and poses.

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69.) Only Virgins should be appointed as censor board members;and they should stay virgins until Retirement!

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68.) Compromising on Ego is a spiritual death! Compromise only if you love someone more than your Life.

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67.) Excess caffeine might not be good for health; but not Bad!

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66.) If you guesstimate a Crop top; you should also guesstimate a Saree drape!

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65.) The less cleaned body part in the childhood is the most cleaned body part of Adulthood!

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64.) If you’re hiding your Last Seen; your inner conscience knows you are doing something wrong!

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63.) The word Exchange might be discovered after the first break-up happened ever; as people started exchanging their partners!

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62.) Exposing is something, invented by those who doesn’t have Face Value!

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61.) May be because of the word Single starts with a SIN, more single people opt ‘Friends with Benefits’

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60.) we feel bored for many things; but never bored to watch the same appearance of different Human Bodies!

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59.) Nowadays bed is OK without a partner; But not without a cell phone!

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58.) Actors & Politicians care a lot for ‘massive’ crowds. But they’ll never care, if the same crowd approach Individually!

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57.) Sometimes Being Single is also because of having ‘too many options’!

And, In a Relationship might be because of ‘no other option’!

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56.) We all belong to a religion, where our ..blood is red.. ..sperm is white..

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55.) A Senior is a Senior no matter your success rate; Experience matters!

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54.) Girls are used as bait by offering Free drinks, for attracting guys to visit and bill more in the clubs!

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53.)  Life is all about how you handle your negative mind. Because everyone knows how a positive mind works!

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52.) Apps like Dub-smash and Musically actually saved many people, from making Acting as a Career!

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51.) Religion is the prime factor for corruption! It all started with a Hundi concept from the ‘Medieval Period’

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50.) If you talk about sex in public, you are a bad person.If you do the same in secret, you are good.

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49.) Few love you for a Reason; Few hate you for the same Reason; It only matters if you love that Reason!

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48.) Only a Blind Man can satisfy a woman on bed. Forever darkness gives her more pleasure than Dark rooms!

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47.) Who spot good in you actually knows you’re bad too; Who spot bad in you should know you’re Good too; *better work on it*

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46.) People feel sad if a beautiful couple gets separate.But only the couple knows where exactly the partner is ugly!

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45.) Never hesitate to date a girl, who just broke up with a guy who listens same track repeatedly! Trust me, she’s Well Trained!

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44.) Stock market is like a man’s face! Never settles down with a look. Changes often.

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43.) A Relations hip is better than a Relationship!

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42.) They don’t allow a girl on periods to enter temple; May be because their Goddesses never BLEED!

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41.) If someone’s following you on Instagram even if you’re not following them.

You ain’t Celeb; They ain’t Fans. They’re ‘desperate’

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40.) We are living in a country where Loving a Religion is directly proportional to hate the other!

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39.) If you need ‘Mother Tongue’ to express PAIN and ‘Foreign Language’ to express ANGER;

You’re such a PUPPET!

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38.) You call her a BITCH If she dates more than 1.

You call him a PLAYBOY If he dates more than 10. Great Society!

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37.) FEMINISM starts with a word ‘F’; so does a F*CK..!

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36.) That one look she give at him will make his life miserable!

likewise If He purposely looks at her eating a banana will make her’s!

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35.) Actors actually wanted a real life Reality show, to survive. So they’re into POLITICS!

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34.) F*ck boys sleep with Beautiful Women; God diggers sleep with Ugly Men!

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33.) The Difference between PUBLIC & PUB-LICK is ‘Private’

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32.) Your Bed-mate is someone else’s Soulmate. It’s vice versa for you!

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31.) Ear or Ear Bud; Which Feels Good?

EAR ..because Ear Bud is a Male!

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30.) Nowadays BEING SINGLE is not being in any Relationship, but Doing Things!

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29.) People with privacy settings on social networks are actually the Real Stalkers!

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28.) If you are treated as someone else’s look-alike you are LOST.

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27.) No mater how many people you date. There’ll be one who always be in your Fantasies. 

That’s First Love!

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26.) Ever felt sex is Cute..? If so, that’s LOVE.

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25.) If HE does its shameful.. if SHE does its bold enough! Public, Logic!

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24.) People who fast forward movies are actually weak in foreplay and rush to F*ck!

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23.) As long as you produce Testosterone and Estrogen. You’ll not understand what LOVE is!

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22.) Like ‘Personal Diary’ Facebook is many people’s Public Diary!

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21.) You can certify if you have the best husband only when you have tasted a Few!

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20.) Having a GF/BF from same class/college/office shows that you limited yourself!

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19.) Shyness to go nude before family & friends. But shameless before a stranger from opposite sex! …ALL OF US…

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18.) You do check how a girl looks. But not to a Guy! So, Friendship never happens with a Girl.

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17.) You just can’t get control over a dog’s tail, a woman’s brain, and a man’s dick. though you are dominant!

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16.) You are BAD to your Ex; You are GOOD to your Actual; So You’re No Good ‘n’ No Bad!

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15.)  “Wanna Fuck You Every day” You’re ignored. “Wanna wake up every morning next to you” You’re Accepted! Silly Girls!

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14.) Preaching on Secularism when you are representing caste in your name, is Foolish!

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13.) If a Judge judges accused by looks, then there’s no difference between the Judge and the Juvenile!

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12.) Music and Alcohol are better than a Vagina.

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11.) Teen couples nowadays have more Selfies, than Kisses!

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10.) “What you hope and try to do Abroad! we are doing right here” – Resident Indians

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9.) When you can erect for someone else other than your partner; What is True Love then ?

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8.) Sun actually got a wife. So Nights Exist; else, we all be Human Tandooris!

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7.) Your marriage will make your parents a second choice in your life!

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6.) You know why is Dub-smash a super Hit.? Because people love being FAKE!

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5.) Love your Ego; Ego and Attitude are never apart. Ego is the very first step for Attitude!

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4.) Reason behind people going crazy over divorced fellows is –

They are Jealous when someone’s gonna sleep with two people legally!

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3.) A Fans Dress or a Little Exposing will never make you a model; Fitness does!

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2.) Most Lonely people have more selfies!

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1.) Sometimes, I feel like filing a Nuisance case on Traffic police!